Posted by: squaker on: July 3, 2009

This could be cute if it wasn’t so scary. Also, she is basically his physical superior so I would be nice if I was him.
Posted by: squaker on: June 30, 2009

I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship. Hint: It’s not the one wearing the pants.
Posted by: squaker on: June 27, 2009

I wouldn’t even know which person was which if it weren’t for the mustache and veil. Honestly, this one’s a little creepy.
Posted by: squaker on: June 24, 2009

I can’t imagine why you would want a polar bear rug on your wedding cake, or the bride and groom in casual wear while one’s sporting a Nine Inch Nails tee.
Posted by: squaker on: June 21, 2009

I bet this is how a lot of men feel pretty soon after the wedding.
Posted by: squaker on: June 18, 2009

This is the first I’ve seen that the groom is dragging the bride. She better get up, she’ll get dirt on her nice white dress.
Posted by: squaker on: June 15, 2009

You can tell from the get-go that this is going to be one cold blooded marriage. Sorry.
Posted by: squaker on: June 12, 2009

Any wedding that has katanas is one worth paying a visit to in my book.
Posted by: squaker on: June 9, 2009

it’s too bad the one year old won’t be able to appreciate a monkey wearing a diaper.
Posted by: squaker on: June 6, 2009

I get two bodies becoming one but they really are melting together. Some people take things too seriously…